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Dabei seit: 08.07.2008
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Microsoft - Microsoft Evelator 2007
Normal Elevator
46 Buttons, each for every floor
Push a button and it will go to that floor - with luck it will not even crash.
If there are Multiple elevators then it can only exists with other Microsoft Elevators 2007, because
its not quit backwards compatible, and also it isnt compatible with other Plattforms.
Oh, and it will need a 200 GHz CPU to run, to calculate something when you press the Button.
If the Elevator Crashes, only Microsoft Technicians can repair it, because they want give away
the blueprints.
Google - Google Go
Transparent Elevator
No Buttons, just a Search field where you can enter your wished floor
Press 'Go' and it will show you whats in the floor you want to go.
It will even show the contents of the floors where you might want to go.
Select your whished floor and it will bring you there in neir lightspeed.
On the way up it will monitor and record your characteristics (Just to improve the
elevator Service of course ;P)
Oh, yea, on the way up you also can watch in the windows of bypassing floors 
Apple - Ilevator
Just a bright black Platform, without walls.
After you step on, you THINK of a floor and it will bring you there.
however, it will not start until you pay 30$ for the ride, 15$ for the
mindreading. It will cost another 40$ if you want to buy a system called
'IStep out', which allows you to leave the Plattform
Linux - Line (Lift is not an Elevator)
Per default Line will be only some gears and wires.
(Because you dont really need a plattform or cabin if you want to be lifted up)
However, you can also install either plattform or a cabin, or both simultaneous.
but be aware, if you want to install one of those, you propably need some librarys like
libBold 2.1 or better, libScrewDrvr 0.134.21 but only the new alpha, because the other ones
have some serious security problems.
You also need:
libHammer 0.5b, libLace 0.81 and libButton 2.1 (you also may need screen
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source: http://forum.team-bbs.com/index.php/topic,137.0.html
übesetzung: nö, auf deutsch klingts nur noch halb so lustig 
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